Buying Condoms Doesn't Have to Be Embarrassing

For a single man, it's usually to be prepared. For everyone else, it's because their stock has run dry. Condoms are, by nature, an embarrassing item to buy. Let's just face it; they are a necessity to fight against sexually transmitted diseases and children. Read on about this truly embarrassing but true scenario:

A man usually goes to the store alone. Perhaps wearing his sunglasses inside to try and blend in with the crowd. The opposite is true, however, because everyone seems to look at him and ask, "Why is he wearing sunglasses? He's inside!" He knows where to go--he is walking quickly, straight for the condom section. He knows his brand, he knows his style, and he knows the precise position where they are on the shelf. He grabs the condoms wanting to go unnoticed but his techniques to blend into the crowd are blatantly obvious. He's attracting more attention than he wishes but he doesn't know it. He has his Trojan non-lubricated condoms in hand and is heading to the cashier. Unfortunately, there is a line. He has one item and to prevent against shoplifting suspicion, he tries to palm his condoms. The old lady behind him looks his way, looks at his hand, looks back at him and sighs as she raises her eyebrow. The young mother with all her children are in front. The 8 year old boy looks at the man, looks at his product, points to his mom and says: "Mommy! That man is buying what you and daddy have in your underwear drawer!" The mother looks at the man, looks at his hand, looks at her child and tries to ignore the child who seems to need to repeat what he said even louder until his mother acknowledges him. In 14 and a half seconds 4 people are embarrassed. The old lady, the mother, the cashier, and especially the man that has to buy condoms.

I was told this story by a friend of mine-- the cashier. To think all of this could have been solved by a simple visit to a website that sells condoms discreetly. Just think: isn't it about time a website came out that specialized in selling products too embarrassing to buy at the store?